newsaphobia 

newsaphobia
–nounPsychiatry

an abnormal fear of watching or reading or hearing news. sometimes accompanied by anxiety attacks, or lunging for the remote.

My newsaphobia has me on edge as the 10 pm hour nears and I find myself lunging for the remote.

newsaphobia by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

neckaphobia

One whoms fear of being slapped on the neck when others feel its necessary. Also referred to as a "neck". Examples necessary times to neck include but are not limited to.. Birthday necks, Stupidity necks, Surprise necks ect.

"that dumbass that gave me neckaphobia"

neckaphobia by Em-Has-neckaphobia February 7, 2017

Nerdaphobia 

Senseless hatred towards nerdy people. Usually held be people who are homophobic as well.

Tom- "LOL!!! That dude is playing RuneScape. I'm gonna go play football and be cool."

Bobby- "Then leave I have to continue doing this quest! Good riddance!"

Tom- "Sorry my nerdaphobia is kicking in."

Nerdaphobia by waterbottle2343434343 November 4, 2011

Nasaphobia 

Nasaphobia is comprised of the outfit Sparkle shirt and brown scene hair

People will notice others becoming nasa but with a twist (different colored shirt etc.)
They will undergo extreme retardation if contact into one
If they are please send them to the nearest hospital

Person 1: Hey man wanna play criminality? Person 2: Sur- Wait why are you nasa? Person 1: Hold on do you have nasaphobia? Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP PLEASE.

Person 1: Hey dude is that a female? Person 2: Yeah bro its a female Nasa Person 1: WHAT NO NO NO PLEASE STOP

Nasaphobia by RVVZ August 16, 2021

newsaphobic 

newsaphobic: adj. & n.
A person with a fear of news, or one who suffers from newsaphobia

John's remote was lost for an entire week and he was forced to watch Fox news... he is now a newsaphobic

newsaphobic by Sqrlzrus February 21, 2010

Nerpaphobia 

The fear of small smooth rocks

He screamed when he saw a rock so he has Nerpaphobia

Nerpaphobia by NErUp May 2, 2023