Nergot

A combination of nerd and fagot.

Joey: "He got a 100% on the exam!"

Antwan: "God Damn!!! What a nergot!"

by hgfdsjhgjkfdhsduighskdfjlghids January 9, 2009

I Sent My Chief Negotiator

A phrase; used to imply that you sent a friend to an important meeting, date, interview, Settlement Conference, trial, exam, etc. in your stead (i.e. on your behalf).

Professor Lambeau: "What happened at the McNeil meeting?"

Will: "Oh, I couldn't go...so, I sent my Chief Negotiator."

Professor Lambeau: "On your own time you can do whatever you like, Will, but when I set up a meeting with my...with my associates, and you don't show up, it reflects poorly on me."
Will: "All right. Well then don't set up any more meetin's."

by brandonmichaelblack.com April 23, 2012

Shrewd negotiator

The definition of what Ed Bolian does for a living. Basically just lowballing exotic cars and flipping them later.

“I talked to her and offered $30k for the Lambo but, she wanted $75k. She was an shrewd negotiator so we met right in the middle at $30k.” - Ed Bolian, The Professional Shrewd Negotiator

by what122 May 16, 2019

Hostage Negotiation

Having to use the bathroom in the absolute worst way, but either a) you're constipated or b) you have performance anxiety for whatever reason.

Dude, I was just in stall 3, and I had to do some major Hostage Negotiation in there... I was a little embarrassed, 'cause Lenny the VP was in the next stall. Although HE had no problem releasing the hostages.

by AluMiNuM77 May 17, 2007

negrotopia

the land of the negros

guy #1: hey man, wanna go to negrotopia?
guy #2: hell no i have negrophobia!

by LauraOG August 16, 2009

Negrotism

Negrotism is a type of "blackness" or invisible "black matter" that radiates off of someone with a high level of Negrosity. This is often seen when someone smokes weed or a combination of other drugs (such as a Jeffrey). Negrotism may be radiated from a subject whether they are of black decent or not, as long as the Negrosity levels are high enough. Negrotism can sometime be absorbed from an outside source such as another subject radiating Negrotism. Negrotism can be more easily absorbed if the subject consumes more cornbread, grape drink, fried chicken, corn, and even mashed potatoes to an extent.

Nate smoked so much of that really ballin' weed that he started to radiate Negrotism.

by N8RZ December 10, 2010

negrotiate

haggling over the price of an item that you can not afford no matter what the price

That man was trying to negrotiate on a waterfront house and he doesn't even have a job

by upset realtor November 18, 2006