Nerfdom

Is the act of shooting a nerf dart in your girls ladybits when she asks to use sex toys.

Bestfriend 1:What are you doing later tonight?
Bestfriend 2:Going over to Holly's place. Probably doing some nerfdom.

Last night was intense. Holly asked if I would use sex toys during foreplay. So I ran in the room, completely naked and wearing a bandana. We then began 5 minutes of nerfdom.

by Radoluke August 26, 2019

nerdometer

nerd-o-meter /nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the degree to which a person or persons perform or engage in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/

adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/

n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/

n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə-‘mεt-rIks/

You guys really set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that.

by Nerdometrist June 5, 2010

nerddom

The denizen of nerds. Can be either physical or an abstract place.

A phalanx of bespectacled engineers defended nerddom from the onslaught of brogrammers.

by DTP4L4L June 3, 2012

nerdom

1. The quality or state of being a nerd.

2. Of, or relating to, nerdiness.

Jess: You play D&D? Haha!

Mitch: Gimme a break, we all have our points of nerdom.

by E11iott October 26, 2008

nerfdog

Someone who's bark is worse than their bite. Someone who's comments should not be taken too seriously.

Man, don't worry 'bout what those dudes say, they's nerfdogs and don't mean it.

Never mind what those nerfdogs say, that sh*t will never happen.

by s6 July 7, 2005

Nerdommon Sense

"Common Sense" that is only "common" to nerds

Jock: He you, who invented Binary?
Nerd: Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
Jock: PROVE IT FAG!!
Nerd: ...its just common sense
Jock: *PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH*

by The "so amazing" Kyle June 28, 2005

four pillars of nerddom

Invented by JP McDaniel, the four pillars of nerddom are the four different types of a nerd.

One can be in all, some, or none of these.

Pillar 1: People who play Starcraft 2.
Pillar 2: People who play Dungeons and Dragons.
Pillar 3: People who play Warhammer 40,000.
Pillar 4: People who play Magic: The Gathering.

"I already play Starcraft 2 professionally and DnD "professionally", I also play WH40k competitively, so if I pick up Magic, then the universe will just divide by zero and explode."
- JP McDaniel

Mike: Hey John which of the four pillars of nerddom did you try to pick up?
John: Tried to pick up Magic but I didn't have the time.

by Flamerst October 22, 2013