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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
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Nerissa, a calm, caring girl. They are usually confident. They are extremely loyal, especially to friends. If,you have a problem Nerissa's would be the best people to go to. Even though they may not be extremely comfortable with their appearance they are beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. They are extremely talented, especially in music. If you hand them an instrument with a little practice, in no time they will be a pro.
"Oh my gosh I wish I had the skillz Nerissa has"
Nerissa by Sally_Stitches22 May 12, 2015

negressitude 

That stupid bitch in front of you in line at Walmart who has a $215 cart who won't pay the three bucks that isn't covered by her food stamps and won't move until SOMEONE pays for her.
Her negressitude was unpleasant for those around her as she publicly showed her ignorance and sense of entitlement.
negressitude by Parnassus@Home April 6, 2015
1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).
All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.
nerdess by plorqk April 1, 2005
From hardship, comes strength and endurance. Hell-bent to make her way, but often too loyal to those who would hurt her or treat her carelessly.
Nerissa
Nerissa by moon chaser November 16, 2011

bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.
"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."
bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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