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go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being 

The longest way to say go commit die
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Nerissa, a calm, caring girl. They are usually confident. They are extremely loyal, especially to friends. If,you have a problem Nerissa's would be the best people to go to. Even though they may not be extremely comfortable with their appearance they are beautiful, not only on the outside but on the inside as well. They are extremely talented, especially in music. If you hand them an instrument with a little practice, in no time they will be a pro.
"Oh my gosh I wish I had the skillz Nerissa has"
Nerissa by Sally_Stitches22 May 12, 2015
From hardship, comes strength and endurance. Hell-bent to make her way, but often too loyal to those who would hurt her or treat her carelessly.
Nerissa
Nerissa by moon chaser November 16, 2011

Necessary Evil 

Not liking something but understanding that it has to be accepted (sometimes) or it has to exist.
Nimueh says that money creates many problems but he cannot imagine ehat the world would be like without it. This is a necessary evil.
Necessary Evil by xsweet_vengeancex January 10, 2012
a female greek name meaning sea nymph
she called the baby girl Nerissa
Nerissa by Army-SKank May 17, 2008

If Necessaried 

When one has tickets to an NBA, NHL, or MLB playoffs, but the game they had tickets to becomes cancelled, as one team had already won the series. Only used for Game 5's, Game 6's, or Game 7's, the games that are scheduled as "if necessary," the derivation of the phrase.
Mike: "Hey, how was the Red Sox- Angels game last night?"

John: "The game was if necessaried; the Angels already swept."

Mike: "Ahh, that sucks."
If Necessaried by ghosterizer23 October 11, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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