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Persian Nerdess 

An attractive, diminutive, female Persian bookworm who thinks as much about sex as she does about punctuation.
Bill: Whoa. Look at that sexy little number.

Ted: Dude, she's just a nerd.

Bill: No way, man. I can see right through that cover. She's a Persian Nerdess if I've ever seen one. Persian Kitty -- yum!
Persian Nerdess by Nonsenseseses December 21, 2010

Nerdissistic 

Having an excessive fascination with ones own nonconformist hobbies. Generally exhibited by an intelligent but single-minded person (i.e. a Nerd).
He's been acting totally Nerdissistic since he hacked the newest smart phone.
Nerdissistic by Auralgasm September 1, 2011

nerdenstein 

Someone who shows all the usual traits of a nerd but throws monstrous tantrums.
On hearing that product management had cancelled his latest project, nerdenstein threw his keyboard against the wall.
nerdenstein by nerd lover June 5, 2009
A person who prefers to sit at the computer naked. Not necessarily related to surfing porn, someone who simply prefers to be naked while working at the computer.
I know many "Nerds" who sit in a darkened room all day, coding or doing some kind of "nerd" related job.

3 of these people prefer to sit naked while working. We came up with the term nerdest to describe nerds who prefer to sit and work naked.
Nerdest by mossking March 5, 2009

Nerdissery

(n.) Nerd culture.

(n.) The degree to which someone is a nerd.
1. In the 21st century, nerdissery has become increasingly mainstream.

2. His nerdissery is overwhelming. He is a force and cannot be stopped.
Nerdissery by p4ttyb4k3s February 6, 2009

nerddess 

An uncompromisingly intelligent woman with yoda-like knowledge about traditionally male dominated subjects (IE computer science, mathematics, comics and/or movies) yet in a surprising turn of events she also happens to be devastatingly beautiful
Dude, did you see Rachael Taylor playing the hackette in the transformers movie ?

Yeeeeessss, she was a total nerddess
nerddess by Marquis J April 23, 2011
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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