Definitions by plorqk

cancer whore 

1. A random epithet/insult.

2. Somebody who gets their jollies from or is interested in unpopular or potentially/possibly disgusting things.

Did you hear so-and-so has a brain tumor?

Cool.

You're such a cancer whore.

cancer whore by plorqk July 18, 2008

nerdess 

1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).

All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.

nerdess by plorqk April 1, 2005

I'd hit it 

a cliche term used on fark.com forums in describing the sexual desirability of someone.

Lindsay Lohan, I'd hit it.

I'd hit it by plorqk February 11, 2005

Big Red 

A vanilla flavored soda found mainly in the southern US.

That Big Red soda tastes mighty good!

Big Red by plorqk January 14, 2005