A religion where Andrew Needhammer is worshipped. Common religious practices include worshipping at the church of Needhammerism and watching the nutcracker annually.

What’s your religion?
I believe in Needhammerism, I worship Andrew Needhammer.

Needhammerism by Onefabulousfatty April 23, 2023

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NERDJAMMER

Loonachic
aka
Michelle

Dude, you are SUCH a NERDJAMMER.

NERDJAMMER by DeevaJay November 13, 2003

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nodhammer

Suggestion that the accused has little awareness of the situation.

"Nod...hammmer?" Made with appropriate waving motion of the wrist at head-height, suggestive of the movement of a nodhammer lightly tapped against the bonce. Note - a nodhammer is an emergency hammer used to break glass on Danish Trains. Not to be confused with the nothammer, on some other European trains.

nodhammer by tm December 5, 2003

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Newhammers

Newham (east london) drillerz E6, E7, E12, E13, E15, E16 mandem who drill on opps
Beckton ACG (E6) Custom House CH (E16) East Ham hammerville (E6) vs Plaistow CGE (E13), Forest Gate BWC Gaza (E7) Stratford BCM (E15)
Manor Park OM ( E12)

All of dese man are on it

Yo, these newhammers are bare loud, mans just tryna chill in Ilford

Newhammers by NEWHAMMERZEASTSIDE June 15, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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