Neob 

Neob means a super newbie. It's pronounced knee o b

Hey bro, you're a neob

Neob by SUP3R søn1c June 2, 2019

neobong 

the most fragile lightstick in the whole kpop world
birds fly and so do neobongs

'taeyong broke the neobong again! it literally flew'

neobong by ohyouarenana? December 23, 2019

speed-bagging his neobean 

When a post-operative transsexual aggressively masturbates with particular attention paid to their repurposed glans which is now LARPing as a clitoris. Because of the violent nature of the act the neobean will often experience trauma and in extreme cases fall off.

Diana, "Did you hear what happened to jon?"
Jennifer, "No, what did he do now?"
Diana, "He was speed-bagging his neobean so furiously it popped off and rolled away!"
Jennifer, "Wow, did he find it?"
Diana, "Don't think so. Rexy was seen licking his chops so it doesn't look good."

speed-bagging his neobean by Van Eric Adams August 1, 2023

neoblueing 

The art of spamming in a chatroom. Regardless of how much of a veteran they are, they still act as new and blue as ever.

I'd appreciate it if you stopped neoblueing all over chat man.

neoblueing by Snaileton September 17, 2017

Neoboganism

The state of being willfully and happily ignorant of your surroundings and not caring about what is going on in the world, or even the local communtiy. Includes current politcal ideas, information about your local area, current local, national or global issues etc.

Being in a state of neoboganism can leave an idividual defenceless and open to being taken advantage of.

"That guy got totally ripped off by that guy and doesnt even know about it."
"Thats neoboganism for you."

Neoboganism by phenom007 October 23, 2009

neoboner 

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

Neobation 

The act of masturbating with neosporin, to heal or reconcile any open sores located on your naughty-bits; including but not limited to- foreskin, shaft, head, lips, labial region, inner-walls, urethra, or nut sack.

Although his penis was in shambles, Timmy found the act of neobation both stimulating and therapeutic.

Neobation by Bruise Johnson December 4, 2009