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1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.
'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'
Netbong by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009
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Neoboganism

The state of being willfully and happily ignorant of your surroundings and not caring about what is going on in the world, or even the local communtiy. Includes current politcal ideas, information about your local area, current local, national or global issues etc.

Being in a state of neoboganism can leave an idividual defenceless and open to being taken advantage of.
"That guy got totally ripped off by that guy and doesnt even know about it."
"Thats neoboganism for you."
Neoboganism by phenom007 October 23, 2009

neoboner 

Oh damn that's a neoboner!
neoboner by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010
noobong 1 (núbng, núbông)
n.
A noob but with the sound 'bong' at the back, as of a bell.
v. noobonged, noobong·ing, noobongs
v.tr.
To call to someone noob but with a longer tone.
v.intr.
To acknowledge a noob with better tone.

very much of like using the word noob.
That's not how you call it! Noobong!
Noobong by ceerick January 14, 2011

newbongitis 

After hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. These symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.
"Sweet frosted Gear bong man!"
"Yeah dude, it's awesome, but I got newbongitis from it."
newbongitis by Eben Tanner April 12, 2008
An erection caused by a robot or machine
That clanker gave me a wicked neoboner!
Neoboner by John Cheeseburger March 31, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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