neobong

the most fragile lightstick in the whole kpop world
birds fly and so do neobongs

'taeyong broke the neobong again! it literally flew'

by ohyouarenana? December 23, 2019

Netbong

1: A long amount of time spent on the computer (particularly on the internet) after which you feel as if you are in a daze, somewhat literally light-headed, and so forth.

2: The feeling you get after doing the above.

'Is Alex effing high or what?' 'Nah, he's just had a netbong.'

by ChillyPhilly January 30, 2009

Neoboganism

The state of being willfully and happily ignorant of your surroundings and not caring about what is going on in the world, or even the local communtiy. Includes current politcal ideas, information about your local area, current local, national or global issues etc.

Being in a state of neoboganism can leave an idividual defenceless and open to being taken advantage of.

"That guy got totally ripped off by that guy and doesnt even know about it."
"Thats neoboganism for you."

by phenom007 October 23, 2009

neoboner

A new or abnormal boner.

Oh damn that's a neoboner!

by Marcus Twainius November 1, 2010

Noobong

noobong 1 (núbng, núbông)
n.
A noob but with the sound 'bong' at the back, as of a bell.
v. noobonged, noobong·ing, noobongs
v.tr.
To call to someone noob but with a longer tone.
v.intr.
To acknowledge a noob with better tone.

very much of like using the word noob.

That's not how you call it! Noobong!

by ceerick January 14, 2011

newbongitis

After hitting a new bong, symptoms of newbongitis may appear. These symptoms include any of various inflammations of the tonsils, pharynx, or larynx characterized by pain in swallowing.

"Sweet frosted Gear bong man!"
"Yeah dude, it's awesome, but I got newbongitis from it."

by Eben Tanner April 12, 2008