O’Nella’s Straw 

O’Nella’s Straw is a philosophical term once coined by the great philosopher Sam O’Nella, on his famous work “Kinds of Straws”, a revered piece of entertainment and philosophical thinking.

The concept of O’Nella’s Straw is comparable to Occam’s Razor, a thought process where we should prever simple explanations for things that cannot be proven.

The main difference between the two is t he fact that the Straw is only applicable to straws of any kind.

“Has a firm believer of O’Nella’s straw, I find that the child using that bent monstrosity in this Oliver Garden establishment is a disgrace from humanity.”

O’Nella’s Straw by B. C. Santos March 2, 2021

Nelly Sanchez 

When someone puts their finger in your ass, and then wipes it under your eye, resembling Nelly’s signature band aid.

Yo dude, what’s wrong with your eye? My girlfriend gave my a Nelly Sanchez and now I’ve got pink eye.

Nelly Sanchez by FMUF January 1, 2023

The Nelly Slide 

When you are completely naked and cover yourself in Italian olive oil before you run down the dorm hallway and see how far you can slide on your stomach. If not carefully lathered, the penis can catch and screech before tearing totally off resulting in a penisless man.

It was midnight last night and when I came out of the bathroom Logan was doing the Nelly Slide all the way from room 226 to 214

The Nelly Slide by shlongman24 April 8, 2021

Nelle's paradox

When you're best friend whom you love a lot is also the person you are the biggest hater on

I love Caitlin but i also love hating on her, it's such a Nelle's paradox

Nelle's paradox by Neback January 2, 2025

O’Nella’s Straw 

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”

The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw

O’Nella’s Straw by Whythisword February 24, 2023

Nelly Quick Steps 

“Nelly Quick Steps” usually refers to the quick motion one takes toward a bathroom when the need to poop has reached extremis.

After drinking for 3 days at the music festival, I barely made it to the Porta-Potty. I had the Nelly Quick Steps.

Nelly Quick Steps by Anita Pasgas August 2, 2021

smelly nelly 

Private parts (either gender) with a particularly bad odour.

Don't go down on him, he has a smelly nelly!

smelly nelly by meowlnir June 30, 2016