negotiations 

Used to define fledgling relationships; a yuppie-ized substitute for the antiquated notion of "dating"

- "So is he your boyfriend or what?"
- "Nah, we're still in negotiations."

negotiations by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations 

"Secret Diplomatic Negotiations" is a comical euphemism for anal sex. It was coined over at www.apennyforlenny.com, based on a Jeopardy clue.

The clue was from the category "BACK" TO SCHOOL. It was:

“SECRET DIPLOMATIC NEGOTIATIONS ARE SAID TO GO THROUGH THIS”

The answer was "WHAT IS THE BACKDOOR?"

"Could I interest any of you ladies in some Secret Diplomatic Negotiations?"

"Yeah, me and Becky Diplomatically Negotiated in Secret all night long."

"If you're ever in prison, watch out for the Secret Diplomatic Negotiations that happen in the shower."

Secret Diplomatic Negotiations by An Interested Party August 14, 2009

aggressive negotiations 

Made famous in Star Wars. Negotiations with light sabers or other weapons (guns, swords, fists, etc...) aka fighting

My boss wouldn't give me a raise. I'm considering using aggressive negotiations.

aggressive negotiations by Bacon1505 February 9, 2009

aggressive negotiations 

its negotiations, but with a lightsaber

lil orphan ani: "When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations."

aggressive negotiations by ahsoka.tano July 9, 2020

Pillow Negotiations 

That time between when you've just had a fight with your "lover" and the after sex "pillow talk".

"I hate you!" "You never take me out anymore!"

"You never ask!"

"I didn't know I had to ask!"

---- Pillow negotiations, both parties have realized they had some fault in this matter, so begins the "negotiation" of getting into bed and making up..

Pillow talk follows

Pillow Negotiations by Melofawesome August 27, 2012

Herein lies the negotiations 

When two seemingly unrelated things become vital bargaining chips between two people

Like when Your sister is addicted to an HBO show but doesn't have HBO and wants my password so she can watch it/stream it online.

And I think she needs to get real about dating and stop this tinder swipe right/left bullshit and join a more legit dating website.

"Herein lies the negotiations."

Herein lies the negotiations by Spinecho2002 September 1, 2016

Deadly Negotiations

Short form: DN, A counter strike source Texture City map based noob pub clan that was founded by Mellowman.

yo its that shitty Deadly Negotiations clan again that we scrim and beat them 1000000 times

Deadly Negotiations by whaltosldolsd March 21, 2009