Needlestick 

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.

Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."

Needlestick by Adieu February 27, 2011

needledick 

a small thin dick

kevin s. has a needle dick small and thin

needledick by j.s. June 7, 2004

Needlesick 

Going through withdrawals due to intravenous drug use. Most often heroin.

Man I'm so fucking needlesick I'm shitting my pants I gotta get a point of smack.

Needlesick by JUNK.FUCK February 16, 2017

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER

a guy whose penis size is so small and virtually nonexistent, that he uses a magnifying glass to locate his stem, and a tweezers to masturbate.

After 5 minutes into the sex act, his wife asked him, "Is it in, yet?"
From that point forward, he earned the name, "Needledick Bugfucker."

NEEDLEDICK BUGFUCKER by weave September 9, 2003

needledick 

Man with an extremely small penis

needledick by Revolutionary July 5, 2003

needledick pothead

There once was a boy, we'll call him "Zach". Well "Zach" asked this beautiful girl out. We will call her "Sarah". Well they dated for 2 months. 2 long, wonderful months. Zach would always tell Sarah how much he loved her. He would always show her too. Well Zach was also a notorious liar, and once they broke up, the lies came pouring out. He was a pothead, and he lied about that.

But the moral of the story is,

Zach had butt sex with some ugly chick named Natalia at the ymca. yeah gross '_'

well, he has diickk herpies, and she has butt herpies.

and well, thats how the cookie crumbles (;

Zach has a small weiner and hes a pothead, thats why we call him needledick pothead.

Needledick potheads like to have buttsex at the YMCA :)

needledick pothead by zmaddog14 March 23, 2011

needleshnick 

a turd made of loose poop

GUY 1:Ew dude today i found the biggest needleshnick in my toilet.
GUY 2:Dude it must have been someone from the party last night

needleshnick by wileycoyote April 25, 2009