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NewJersification 

To take an immaculately beautiful woman and, through blind applications of high-contrast streaks, razor-straight bangs, sharp 45-degree layered angles - acrylic 'fingernails' which soon cover only half the actual nail and look like what exactly? - pounds of makeup, all of which have zero to do with the real woman, her proportions, natural coloration or her perfect, essential beauty, and have everything to do with a state-wide communal aesthetic, n' toin huh intuh a nudduh cookie cuttuh Joisy Goil.
Underneath it all was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen or would ever see. Beautiful beyond words. All that had to be done was to simply reverse the NewJersification to which she had , stunningly, submitted .
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Nedje Nedjeljko nedjelka Nedjem neden Nederland NewJeans Nedge Nedved Nedeljko

Neden Train 

The best form of transportation west of the Mississippi. The official Neden Train is composed of peace sign velcro armbands made into a rope like train, but if those are not available one may use whatever they wish. Once your Neden Train is made just get your Nedeneers together and hold on tight to the Train!
Ned N: Yo, I'm running late for The Gathering of the Juggalos can you give me a ride there?
Russ T Trout: Just hop on my Neden Train and we will get there just in time for "Dinnertime!" And just in time to paint our faces with a Hatchet Man on it!
Ned N: Woohoo!
Neden Train by 12/m/usa September 30, 2009

NewJeans 

Best girl group of 5 members.(MInji,Hanni,Danielle,Haerin,Hyein) JUST listen to Attention, Hype Boys, Cookie, and Hurt(this baby is underratedTT) so that you will know why they are the main topics of all time,. once you fall in love with NewJeans, You cant help but will be ttoki at once and 4ever.
Hey, bestie Do you know NewJeans?
OH?! you mean that masterpiece debuted in 2022? ;3

nederwiet 

weed from the netherlands that supposedly contains up to 20% more THC than other strains cannabis
Cleveland: "wow that's some good weed what is it?"
Diego: "nederwiet. i grew it out of my anus"
nederwiet by Mr. Moon April 28, 2006

Nedersaksisch  

Dialect spoken in areas of The Netherlands (aka Holland) that are close to the German boarder, also spoken in areas of Germany that are close to the Dutch boarder.
Nedersaksisch is a dialect that's a combination of the Dutch and German languages.
Nedersaksisch by Jafje May 19, 2007

Neojelly 

A combination of the words neon and jelly, used to describe a person or group of people. Neo is used to describe a person as bright and cheery. It is also used to describe how that person looks, because they dress in bright, neon clothing. Jelly is used to describe that person as having no worries of the world around them, and of being care free. Also jelly is being used to describe how said person would have the feeling of floating in/on the clouds.
Frank: "Dude, Bob is always really happy and joyful."

Steve: "I know, he's always wondering around to where ever he wants, not caring about those around him, like he's in his own personal bubble."

Frank: "Yeah, I wish I could be a Neojelly like Bob."
Neojelly by CPT AWES0ME12 January 10, 2014