Example 1:
James: "Hey, I got that last slice of
pizza you wanted!"
Sal: **super
baked** "No way bro! Hand it over!"
James: **Takes a big bite and chews loudly,
moaning kinda sexually** "MMMmmm... So fuuucking good! I am creaming..."
Sal: "Dude?! Breh you just totally nedged me dude!"