Necxercise 

Low impact neck, jaw and throat workout.

"I love to look in your eyes when you necxercise"

"15 minutes of necxercising is a great way to kick-start your day"

Necxercise by 5p0ok November 14, 2022

necksercise 

Strengthening and conditioning exercises focusing on the neck and trapezoids. Often advertised on late-night TV by people who want to be Chuck Norris. Incidentally, it is rumored that Chuck Norris has no need for necksercise.

Necksercise was invented by Al Gore.

The ninjas attacked out of nowhere. Jimmy sprung into action, instinctively attacking the warriors with his muscle-bound neck. "Don't thank me," he told the supermodels as the ninjas lay defeated. "Thank necksercise."

necksercise by Jin64 December 9, 2008

napxercise 

verb - oxymoron- to nap while exercising; to nap and exercise at the same time.

"I like to napxercise while my boss isn't looking."

napxercise by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon July 9, 2009

neckcercise

Exercises for the neck muscles via oral sex

Going down for pleasure is great neckcercise

neckcercise by Tamkin cpa March 8, 2020