necksercise

Strengthening and conditioning exercises focusing on the neck and trapezoids. Often advertised on late-night TV by people who want to be Chuck Norris. Incidentally, it is rumored that Chuck Norris has no need for necksercise.

Necksercise was invented by Al Gore.

The ninjas attacked out of nowhere. Jimmy sprung into action, instinctively attacking the warriors with his muscle-bound neck. "Don't thank me," he told the supermodels as the ninjas lay defeated. "Thank necksercise."

by Jin64 September 02, 2007

jokabulary

A word used by self-styled comedians when describing their repository of jokes. Jokabularies are commonly comprised mostly of bad puns.

Person 1: "The word 'jokabulary' is part of my extensive jokabulary!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Get it? Joke-abulary? Vocabulary? But with jokes!"
Person 2: "Please stop talking to me."

by Jin64 September 11, 2007

jokabulary

A word used by self-styled comedians when describing their repository of jokes. Jokabularies are commonly comprised mostly of bad puns.

Person 1: "The word 'jokabulary' is part of my extensive jokabulary!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Get it? Joke-abulary? Vocabulary? But with jokes!"
Person 2: "Please stop talking to me."

by Jin64 September 02, 2007

A++

1. Relatively poor eBay feedback, compared to the community-accepted standard of A+++++++. Often used for negative feedback responses or as revenge.

2. A++ is also a programming language rumored to be used by more than three people worldwide.

"After getting my address from eBay, this seller broke into my house and killed my pets. A++"

"Man, this buyer sucks! I'll get him back by leaving him a mere A++ feedback."

by Jin64 September 02, 2007