necksercise

Strengthening and conditioning exercises focusing on the neck and trapezoids. Often advertised on late-night TV by people who want to be Chuck Norris. Incidentally, it is rumored that Chuck Norris has no need for necksercise.

Necksercise was invented by Al Gore.

The ninjas attacked out of nowhere. Jimmy sprung into action, instinctively attacking the warriors with his muscle-bound neck. "Don't thank me," he told the supermodels as the ninjas lay defeated. "Thank necksercise."

by Jin64 December 9, 2008

neckcercise

Exercises for the neck muscles via oral sex

Going down for pleasure is great neckcercise

by Tamkin cpa March 8, 2020

Necksersize

When your neck is so fat that you need to lose weight.

He is so fat he needs to Necksersize

by Jrock45 February 25, 2022

Necxercise

Low impact neck, jaw and throat workout.

"I love to look in your eyes when you necxercise"

"15 minutes of necxercising is a great way to kick-start your day"

by 5p0ok November 14, 2022