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bare necessities 

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.
"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."
bare necessities by SilvaFox March 20, 2017

Necessity 

The fact of being required or indispensable.
It is an absolute necessity for Urban Dictionary to actually approve correct definitions and not trolling ones.
Necessity by Miss Fujoshi November 24, 2016

bare necessities 

Look for the bare necessities
The simple bare necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bare necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bare necessities of life
bare necessities by Anonymouse_ April 4, 2009

Necessifap 

Where you are, what you're doing, who you're with, and even the time of day are all forgotten and replaced with an uncontrollable need to fap. Necessifaps are most common after extended periods without fapping.
"Hey have you seen Mike?"
"Yeah, last I heard he was headed out back behind the Tilt-A-Whirl for a necessifap, poor guy hasn't fapped in weeks."
Necessifap by slayer 2364 March 18, 2010

Nemesism 

When you only hire your enemies.
"John, you're in danger of dancing with nemesism by hiring your x-wife at your business."
Nemesism by mayej May 5, 2009

te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo 

i need you on top of my body;
often said before hot steamy sex
jake- "te necessito arriba de mi cuerpo!!"

summer- "ay, chico!!!!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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