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Near-Deather
Someone who is quite old or advanced in age enough to focus on their death more than their oldness.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
To be used against old ageists and others who fail to progress mindsets.
"Don't listen to that near-deather, he doesn't know where or when he is."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
"That neardeather over there is dragging me down."
"Those near deathers over their are watching their stocks again."
Near-Deather by mattanaw July 21, 2021
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near death experience
(n.) Alleged by many, but unproven either way occurence where someone on the brink of death experiences bliss, a tunnel with a light at the end, and a feeling of knowledge of all thier activities. The experiencer will claim to see any number of things, such as thier own (scientifically) dead body.
near death experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
near death experience
Bro 1: I almost drowned under a floaty yesterday lmao
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
Bro 2: bruh you had a near death experience
Bro 3: vibe check from god!!
near death experience by sawft April 14, 2020
Near Deaf Experience
When you are listening to music on a mp3, and the song that comes up is way louder then the previous.
Near Deaf Experience by Mopsynator June 30, 2010
Near death sexperience
We wife had a near death sexperience last night, flying ogf of the couch, hurting her leg and almost knocking herself out.
Near death sexperience by Orik T. Viking December 7, 2021
near death experience
Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
near death experience by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
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