neander

From Neanderthal.

Noun: Someone who holds power tools in disdain

Verb: To use brute force on, with hand tools.

If you don't have a jointer, just neander it with a scrub plane before you run it through the planer.

OR

He's not big on Norm Abrams, he's a neander.

by Yitah January 27, 2004

Neander

An ape-like or primate way of analyzing, discovering, and creating through life with a limited sense of direction, tools, and skill set.

"He "neandered" his way through a music composition in hopes of coming up with something unique and useful for generations to come."

by Dlevy892545765 November 25, 2019

Neander

A verb meaning to speak, act or otherwise behave in a manner resembling the primitive ape-like behavior of the Neanderthal predecessor to modern man; functioning with one's lizard brain.

Donald Trump seemed to relish the opportunity to neander his way through the first presidential debate of the 2016 election cycle, oblivious to how primitive his mysogynistic, racist and fat-shaming statements would be received by viewers.

by BeNotAfraid October 1, 2016

Neander-Fault

an issue or a problem that has arisen by the fault or incompetence of a complete idiot.

Brian - "What the hell is this mess ive been emailed??"

Rick - "Oh yeah sorry i meant to tell you, that is a direct Neander-Fault from Brett in accounts"

by slendyc October 19, 2011

neander-simp

Beta Simp who practices belief perseverance in the face of Red pill knowledge, facts and evidence.

The neander-simp continues to believe that hypergamy is not real

by RP Johnson December 16, 2024

Neandergammon

pro-Brexit politicians who continue to believe Brexit is still a good thing for the United Kingdom and will argue against any sort of scrutiny based on facts and reality until pink in the face like an inbred pig.

See the news at 10 last night? There was this fucking Neandergammon prick on the telly making all sorts of wild claims about how its past March 29th and we are still in the EU. Maybe he's one of these tax fiddler cunts and wants out at any cost before the EU come chapping his door about his offshore bank account.

by Joe Smiff April 10, 2019

Neanderthesbian

She who is a striking combination of a Neanderthal and a Thesbian (a woman that is so ugly and masculine that she has to resort to lesbianism for sex).

"Yo Jethro, that bitch looks like a Neanderthesbian."

"For sure. That is one disgusting human"

by The Lin August 27, 2009