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neanderstache

A heinous and unkempt mustache of any length that looks like it belongs to a troglodyte.
"My dad is really letting himself go; He's filthy, eating junk food, and even growing a neanderstache."

neanderskull 

A person with a forehead that sticks out making them look like they're the missing link.
That dude's got a neanderskull for a face!
neanderskull by thxxx1337 May 25, 2014

Neanderson 

A person with the surname Anderson who had neanderthal like physical attributes, such as a harry back.
That monkey boy matt that works at Kinko's sure is a Neanderson
Neanderson by Daryl Lick November 7, 2010

Neandersquatch 

Neandersquatch's are people who have a far protruding forehead like a neanderthal, but also have the resemblance of a Sasquatch's hairy eyebrows. Most often seen in foreigners who immigrate to the U.S. or the really old people who lack personal maintenance.
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Neandersquatch by colonel moo March 4, 2011

Neanderson 

Moreno, alto, bonito, sensual, talvez seja a solução dos seus problemas!
Caramba! Hoje eu vou achar um Neanderson na night!
Neanderson by 5N May 14, 2020

Neandershit 

It means you are an ancient shit and you were always a shit from the beginning of life.
You are a neandershit lazlo...
Neandershit by Lichlander January 26, 2024