Nealoc 

1. Prime example of a pon
2. Mormon
3. Lazzarus' bitch
4. Reggincipswej bag

Nealoc: *
Lazzarus: stfu pon ass reggin
Napa: Who wants tacos?

Nealoc by Lazzarus August 21, 2004

Pancy Neloci

A turd so big it goes inside the hole but won't go down. It just sits there and does barrel rolls for a minimum of 3 flushes.

Sorry I took so long in the bathroom, I experienced a Pancy Neloci and we may have to call a plumber.

Pancy Neloci by Corn Bred Daddy Muztard FTWS December 12, 2021

Nealojizm 

Nealojizm can mean two things
When you see Urbandictionary's word of the day and its great, then you jizz your pants.
or
When you make a word and its positively amazing, so you cant help and jizz your pants due to its greatness.

Bob: Wow, i just got an amazing feeling when i just added this new word ' barbers surprise ' ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=barbers+surprise )

Ben: That Bob my friend, was a Nealojizm ...

Nealojizm by UDMASTER018 January 17, 2009

nealous 

totally wanting to devour an entire bag of choc covered soynuts like an eskimo wants to sit next to a heater

i was totally nealous yesterday for those dang soynuts!

nealous by jerry January 13, 2005

nealousy

The feeling you experience when, on reconnecting with an old friend/lover on the net (myspace/facebook/classmates/etc), you discover that they appear to have a better career, better sex life, nicer family or more money than you.

"Remember that girl Trish I went out with at school? I got in touch via facebook. Turns out she got into modelling and married a millionaire. I had a serious case of nealousy."

nealousy by seanmon July 15, 2009

nealon

Irish royalty. Usually good looking and strong bloodline

He's Irish and good looking, he must be a Nealon

nealon by Prof. snape December 19, 2016

NeatoCheetoDorito 

Something fine, or ok. Such as a grain of rice, such a fine grain of rice.

Some thinger "the work is done" you-man "neatocheetodorito

NeatoCheetoDorito by Chingo Chongo Mini Mongo December 15, 2016