5 definitions by Jay_Britt

The act of getting off by criticizing someone through accusations that they are triggering people or are in some way being bigoted or intolerant.
White PC fanatics have triggergasms whenever they get to make a public display of proclaiming how sick they are of other white people and telling them what words they're not allowed to use.
by Jay_Britt February 13, 2021
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A sound that is soft but also sort of makes a spitty noise.
He sneezed snoftly but not snoft enough to avoid alerting the germophobes in the store.
by Jay_Britt May 14, 2020
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A nitpicker who nitpicks so banally and without merit that they reveal themselves to be stupid on top of being uptight.
That damn nitpidiot said he hated Star Wars because he thought the sand on Tatooine looked fake. He also thought it had a terrible score and that Darth Vader represented a racial stereotype that was degrading to black people.
by Jay_Britt September 26, 2021
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A highly narcissistic person, also an artist, whose condition prevents them from realizing how profoundly untalented they are.
The nartisticissist could only draw badly formed stick figures yet thought he was as talented as Picasso.
by Jay_Britt May 4, 2024
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An emoji that is often used with sexual connotations even though the emoji's original intent may have nothing to do with sexuality.
He sent the girl he met on Tinder a big screwmoji in the form of a heart on fire.
by Jay_Britt January 21, 2021
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