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narcissexual
A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.
The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.
narcissexual by pir8 January 18, 2012
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nazisexual
Same as a homofascist. Someone who expects everyone else to subordinate their beliefs to the almighty gayness. The nazisexual will tear down anything and everyone that refuses to accept their bizarre behavior. Freedom of religion, freedom of speech, and right of association ... mean nothing before the gay agenda.
Only a nazisexual would keep trying to tear down the Boy Scouts. Don't they know nobody will ever send their sons off into the woods with their brethren?
nazisexual by Harvey Mudder November 15, 2013
Narcissexual
She rambled on for hours about how great she is, I seriously think that she masturbates in front of a mirror; she's so friggin' narcissexual!
Narcissexual by The Civil Word Servant October 14, 2010
naisexual
Someone who is attracted to things/people that are feminine, or have some feminine qualities. The attraction is usually sexual and/or emotional.
You may be attracted to the feminine qualities in not only women, but men also... or even inanimate objects, places, songs, or pieces of art - if you want to go that far!
It is related to pansexuality in that you are not just attracted to one gender, but more a quality that a gender or person or something else might have.
The object of affection can either be totally feminine, or have unique mix of feminine added to it to make it really attractive to a naisexual.
It is related to pansexuality in that you are not just attracted to one gender, but more a quality that a gender or person or something else might have.
The object of affection can either be totally feminine, or have unique mix of feminine added to it to make it really attractive to a naisexual.
naisexual by Lilium Corsica February 10, 2007
narusexual
A person, normally a crazed fangirl, who dreams about and would like to perform any sexual deed with any character from the anime/manga Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. They are normally fans of hentai, yaoi and yuri. They also make noises such as "fangasms" when excited by the show and/or manga. They also participate in things like roleplay and read fanfiction.
narusexual by Shikatard September 15, 2011
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