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nargleschmitten

A phrase used when you want to evade answering a question.

The twix bar of words
Guy 1: Dude did you just sniff your fingers?

Guy 2: Nargleschmitten!

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Man that chick has a nice ass

Guy 1: uh...man you're right!
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Creatures made up by Luna Lovegood from the Harry Potter books. They are known to live in mistletoe, and they are quite the little theves. Sometimes, Nargles are used in Draco/Luna fanfiction.
Luna: When we were five, you told me that mistletoe had nargles in them.

Draco: What?

Luna: Nargles.

Draco: And you believed me?

Luna: You haven't lied to me since.
Nargles by Loony Luna Lovegood November 8, 2007

narglespunk 

The shock you give someone when you hide under their bed/in their room and surprise them in a sexually suggestive manner.
Girl 1; "hey what did you get up to on Friday night?"
Girl 2; "OMG brad totally narglespunked me. I shat it."
narglespunk by lucesjuices December 29, 2014
No.... nurcles!
Nurcles by GooganNurcles April 14, 2009
A group of annoying kids who steal shoes for the laughs
Luna All my shoes have gone missing most be the nargles
Nargles fucking hell
Nargles by BOBBYROOSSSO August 19, 2019
(n)Defunked group of diverse teenagers, formed at the Smithhaven Mall, in Lake Grove. No one is specificly a punk or a punk poser but mostly mall rats from all over the eastern part of Suffolk county, NY.
Narbles is the most harsh energy driven sardonic group of teenage boys and girls that has the power to become the world