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an incredibly amazing person
has looks to die for
is hot and sexy and irresistable
is very very smart indeed
the perfect woman
has outstanding swag
is confident but not cocky
damm narcessa is hot
Narcessa by Cuban don November 22, 2021
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Narcissa Malfoy 

Though she does have questionable ideologies, you can’t deny that she is the Queen of the MILFs. She is a woman with power, beauty, nerve. A woman who doesn’t love easily (but she would kill for the ones she does, or rather, lie right to the dark lord’s face for). Literally one of the largest contributing factors of Harry Potter’s victory. Narcissa Malfoy is also a very underrated person. Can be used to describe someone hot and badass that not enough people appreciate.
You can’t hate Narcissa Malfoy. Why? Cause she’s Narcissa DAMN Malfoy.

Narcissaphillia 

Paraphilic condition in which sexuoerotic arousal is facilitated by the reproduction and display of one's own image.
I think Buster is developing Narcissaphillia. All he does is look at his own images on his Facebook page.
Narcissaphillia by Sam_R. October 7, 2009

Nariessa 

A girl who is quiet but friendly. She loves a good talk and will enjoy company it you her the time of day, she may end up the love of your life. She is a very calm person who has very little and true friends and may open up to a new one.
"Have you seen that girl Nariessa, she's beautiful."
Nariessa by NoStatic February 21, 2017

Narcissa Malfoy 

Draco Malfoy's mother and Lucius Malfoy's wife. While she does believe Voldemort's views about Muggle-borns and half-breed/half bloods are correct, she lied to Voldemort and told him that Harry was dead in the Forbidden Forest, wanting to journey up to the castle to find her son, Draco Malfoy. Once Harry's 'dead' body was taken up to the castle, Harry battled Voldemort and defeated him. After the war, this act kept her immediate family (Lucius and Draco) out of Azkaban, the wizard prison. She's a part of the black family line, sister to Andromeda Tonks (formerly Black) and Bellatrix Lestrange, although she looks down on Andromeda because she married a muggle-born, Ted Tonks.
Person 1: Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch.

Person 2: But she lied to Voldemort!

Person 1: So?

Person 2: If she hadn't, Voldemort would've won the war!

Person 1: She's still a bitch.

Person 2: You're impossible.

*begin another useless conversation*
Narcissa Malfoy by Nicole2016 July 25, 2011

narcissa malfoy 

the egotistical bitch who is the mother to Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter series. She thinks she is so fucking awesome and hot! I think Paris Hilton should play her in the film!
That chick is so full of herself just like Narcissa Malfoy!
narcissa malfoy by Diana_Banana February 24, 2009

Narcissaurus

Someone who comes off as a conceited predator.

The term has been thought to predate the '70's as a high school term for a conceited student or self-involved faculty member. It has been shared around the internet in forms of T-shirts with slogans such as 'So pretty but nearly extinct' and has been adapted by cartoon artists and musicians alike including Cat and Girl and Lisa Menzel's Morris & The Narcissaurus.
Would you listen to this windbag? He's so pompous. What a narcissaurus!
Narcissaurus by Geniemouth October 5, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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