Narbis

Alternative name for weed, usually used by short, fat, balled headed police men.

"Right, I can smell some narbis'

"Lets go and have a barbecue at the park and smoke some narbis'

by Pldsa August 12, 2012

Narcissist

An inflated ego that think highly of oneself, believe they are superior than others, lack of empathy, use lies and manipulate tactics to control. Narcissist tends to put someone down to make themselves feel better or get angry for no reason and make people apologize for them. Narcissists also like to fabricate facts to suit their needs or justify their horrible actions.

In the beginning, they will love bomb you into thinking that they are charming, then start to manipulate you slowly, they could also make up a story about their childhood to gain sympathy, blaming parents that they are the cause of their horrible behaviors and that you are the only one who can help them.
Narcissists cannot be helped because they always ended up deceiving themselves to be the right one.

Jolin Weiting Lim is a narcissist delusional

by ud1351 March 5, 2022

Narcissist

Someone who has little to no empathy, manipulates others, gaslights (makes others doubt their reality), lies incessantly, believes their own lies. They make you doubt your emotions and then call you crazy. They rage for absolutely no reason and you end up apologizing. It can be a parent, friend, brother, sister, boss, spouse. In the beginning they love bomb you into believing they are prince/princess charming. Then they slowly start to abuse you to have you believe you are insane. It's all to control you. They will isolate you from your family and friends. You will leave the relationship someone you weren't. You will appear confused, unable to make your own decisions, depressed, anxious and with complex PTSD. So, RUN FAR AWAY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is NOT someone who takes selfies.

Teresa Guidice, `Luann DeLaSepps (whatever), Vicky Gunvalson are all narcissists.

by NONUTSNOWWHAT June 24, 2016

narcissexual

A sexual orientation where the individual finds himself or herself sexually exciting. Narcissexuals are commonly autosexual, however they may engage in interpersonal relationships in which their partners play only a supporting role to the narcissexual's infatuation with himself or herself. Egocentrism and selfishness, especially in intimate settings, are major social indicators of narcissexuality. Derived from the Greek myth of Narcissus.

The character Patrick Bateman from "American Psycho" is an interpersonal narcissexual; he engages in sexual intercourse with women because he enjoys watching himself in coitus.

Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an auto-narcissexual; he watches himself masturbate in the mirror.

by pir8 January 18, 2012

Narcisslut

A self-loathing attention whore. Someone who uses fake depression to fuel their need for self-worth.

Damn Melanie! Stop being such a narcisslut and have some self respect!

by Notorius Big Ole D September 1, 2016

narcisa

A goddess with gorgeous hair and a heart-melting smile. She's known as "piticu papa tot" or "olteanca" (2 charming features in the Romanian culture).
Her name is derived from Narcissus, the ancient male version of Paris Hilton.
Common characteristics: happy by nature, funny, wise, noisy

Narcisa?
damn, that's the voice of an angel! :))))

by green_tangerine November 14, 2013

Narcissistic asshole

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.

Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015