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nonversation 

A completely worthless conversation, wherein nothing is illuminated, explained or otherwise elaborated upon. Typically occurs at parties, bars or other events where meaningful conversation is nearly impossible.
Smith: What a waste of time it is talking to that guy.

Jones: I know, every time I do, it's like a complete nonversation.
nonversation by wordsbywilson March 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 24, 2009

Nigger Nanners 

Bananas thrown or dropped by Donkey Kong in Mario Kart.
Donkey Kong got my ass with another one of those god damn nigger nanners!!!!!
Nigger Nanners by Reacharound47 September 10, 2010

Nannerstein 

The act of cutting a banana in half (leaving the peel on, of course) and approaching someone from behind with the two halves of the banana and smashing both halves against the person's neck, to create a "frankenstein" look with the two halves of the banana. Term coined by Johnny Szyperski of Spring Lake Park, MN.
See "definition" section for an example of how to "nannerstein" someone.
Nannerstein by sarahnorine July 28, 2012

Nonversation 

The type of conversation held with another person when you really do not wish to talk to them. It consists of short and to the point replies which do not add to the conversation and make it hard for the other person to continue. It is usually to try and convey politely that you do not have the time for this oxygen thief who insists on bothering you.
A typical nonversation goes as follows-

"So how are you today?"
"Okay."
"What have you been up to?"
"Not much."
Nonversation by Dalek December 29, 2008

Naversation 

Having a conversation with the woman voice coming from your GPS navigation system, usually while driving a long distance alone.
Friend 1: "You must have been super bored driving all that way by yourself."

Friend 2: " Nah, I had a great naversation with the Garmin GPS lady."
Naversation by Graphikrtist April 27, 2009

nonversation 

When two people are speaking but neither side of the conversation has anything to do with the other.
Typical nonversation:
Woman, "Hey, hows' it goin'?"
Man, "Not too bad."
Woman, "Did you get a haircut?"
Man, "No."
Woman, "Looks good."
nonversation by airplayne December 25, 2010