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Naked Day 

Your school's annual day where clothing is optional and nudity is allowed. Some students aren't brave enough to go fully naked, but many will go at least partially nude - i.e. in their underwear, or shirtless. Over the course of the day, many students gain the confidence to strip down more and more, ending the day wearing much less than they started with.
Jacob: Are you doing Naked Day this year?

James: Yeah, for sure! I'm going completely naked! What about you?

Jacob: I might wear just underwear.

James: Okay. I hope Amanda goes fully naked again this year!
Naked Day by naked streaker August 6, 2019

naked dress 

A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.
Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!

Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!
naked dress by inooks.asil December 9, 2010

Naked Dan 

A good bartender in North Carolina, known to get women naked in bars or after parties. Also the cause of many people's drunken regrets.
I drank Naked Dan juice last night and it caused me to have anal sex, why would I do that when I have a perfectly good vagina.
Naked Dan by sexydrunkbitch January 4, 2011

global naked day 

global naked day (December 15th) is a day where you get naked for the whole day, going outside with clothes is optional but everyone participating in global naked day MUST be naked inside the house
Hey, have you heard that today is global naked day? What are clothes for? Let's get naked and be horny.
global naked day by edgymofo December 11, 2021

Naked Dingus 

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.
“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”
Naked Dingus by ATF PB August 18, 2020

Naked Dash 

A short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that nobody will spot you and your private parts. Usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.
Mick 'Dude, i got caught by my mom doing the Naked Dash today, most embarrassing thing OF ALL TIME!'

Seán 'LMAO, I'd be so bummed'
Naked Dash by Myerz90 May 21, 2009