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naked dancing 

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...
Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.
naked dancing by Marty Hester July 25, 2014
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naked dancing 

we went back to my house, put on a little music and did a little naked dancing
naked dancing by Chris13 February 6, 2008

naked dancing llama 

An Internet llama who answers advice and runs for President of the United States.
I like to frolic like the Naked Dancing Llama!

Naked belly dancing

Belly dancing that is performed naked usually in a night club,titty bar ect.