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bang nanny 

A woman that a man gets into a relationship with primarily so she'll watch his kids from another relationship
Her: "Sorry, we have to cancel girls night. I forgot that Boyfriend has custody of his kids tonight and so I have to make them dinner, help them with their homework, and prepare their school lunch for tomorrow."

Friend: "Girl, he's using you as a bang nanny! DTMFA."
bang nanny by Mai Ainsel October 21, 2019
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nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums
Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!
nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

Net Nanny 

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.
Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.
Net Nanny by Chris J. September 25, 2006

net nanny 

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.
net nanny by me April 8, 2004

sassy nanny

a person who is very sassy and therefore deserves the degrading position of a nanny. this is the negative use. the positive use is like calling your friend idiot even though you are kidding.gaskin
Gibby: Wow! u hit me in the head with that plum!
Guppy: sorry, i love u! <3
Gibby: thats ok u sassy nanny
sassy nanny by biggy is alive September 24, 2010
A nany is super awesome and super hilarious and knows how to crack people up. She has a great personality. She rocks and is super sweet and talented and guys better treat her right cos she’s a literal queen she’s super silly all the time and rocks :)
whoa she’s so cool she must be a nany
nany by hiimsupercool June 7, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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