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To be a Naggard requires four primary criteria. These are as follows: 1. You must be someone who nags others frequently and obsessively find fault. 2. You must be operating from a ghetto cultural perspective by choice and or fashion or; actually existing within a true ghetto living situation. 3. You are a woman, and most likely are in a relationship which; enables you to maximize and optimize your nagging skills to a highly refined level. 4. You sincerely believe that nagging others is appreciated by all as a legitimate form of communication and, the mere act of you nagging should be held in high regard.
The las thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world, is round two with a Naggard.

It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.

Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.

My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.

Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.
Naggard by Markoplex March 9, 2021
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Naggar incorrect pronounciation of the derogitory statement nigger used by stupid rednecks who cannot speak correctly
Them thar naggers is always breathin up the white man's air wt thar big nagger noses

naggatha 

Naggatha...a descriptive pseudo-name, pet-name, nick name, or biting
wisecrack to insult, wake-up, or identify someone who constantly, unstoppably,
irrationally, condescendingly, finds fault in everyone else, complains,
BITCHES and NAGS repetitively--
As perfect and amazing as she is,
everyone else despises this GARGANTUAN nagging pain in the ass.
**Typically, a title for the unhappy female...it also comes in men's sizes too!!
**Nagbert** is the best rude, emasculating, satisfying insult for the guy in your life,
when he's acting like a lil bitch...
"Who's that I hear..? Its Naaagggggathha, you're right Ms.Naggaaathha...
my compliments to the nag!!"
We all have that energy-sucking, nagging, complainer in our life--
a parent, gf/bf, neighbor, in-law, that jerk coworker--
When their bitching rant begins, you hear it their voice--
-before the first complaining word is spoke

"Shit she never stops, this attitude never works...
shut this nagging bitch up!"
**Instead**in dry sarcastic tone** reply...
"Yes Ms. Naggatha...of course my bad. thanks Ms. Nagggggggaathhhaaaa...)
Satisfaction felt, nag speechless, karma served, escape immediately!
naggatha by Mistress Jenocide October 5, 2013
1. A word you call one of your buds when they do something stupid or describing a dumb characteristic of your friends.

2. An introduction or goodby to a buddy, usually exclaimed at a loud tone.
Rick: "Dude, i spaced out that entire class."
Brett: "You're such a naggat."

Tommy: "What up ya NAGGAT!?"
Naggat by B-Sett April 14, 2008

Naggertory 

Naggertory is saying No or Negative to a person who is nagging you to do something.
Example 1: Bob and Joe are at a bar. Bob tells Joe "You have to stop smoking cigarettes." Joe responds to him saying "That's a naggertory.

Example 2: Mom is yelling at her son to get a job, and son reply's with " That's a naggertory Mom, I already have a job. It's called being a streamer."
Naggertory by StopBeingaNagger December 11, 2019
A slang term combining the words "nagger" and "faggot", similar to the use of naggot but with a more southern redneck dialect
That John Long can be such a complaining lil naggert at times!!!
naggert by Jimi Dix August 20, 2013
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