To be a Naggard requires four primary criteria. These are as follows: 1. You must be someone who nags others frequently and obsessively find fault. 2. You must be operating from a ghetto cultural perspective by choice and or fashion or; actually existing within a true ghetto living situation. 3. You are a woman, and most likely are in a relationship which; enables you to maximize and optimize your nagging skills to a highly refined level. 4. You sincerely believe that nagging others is appreciated by all as a legitimate form of communication and, the mere act of you nagging should be held in high regard.
The las thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world, is round two with a Naggard.
It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.
Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.
My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.
Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.
It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.
Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.
My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.
Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.
by Markoplex March 9, 2021
Get the Naggard mug.the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.
hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!
sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic
hater: what you gon do nigga!!???
sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!
Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic
hater: what you gon do nigga!!???
sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!
Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
by newsome280 April 9, 2009
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Stingy, miserly, cheap, penny pincher, petty . This word appears unrelated to a slang term for people of African descent (nigger from the Latin -> niger -> black ) and probably comes from the Norse-> nigla -> consistently petty
Our house guest accused me of niggardliness when I got him a Busch instead of Heineken.
My niggardly grandfather only ever gave a quarter on my birthday, sans card !
Someone prone to niggardliness might count the pickles on their cheeseburger.
My niggardly grandfather only ever gave a quarter on my birthday, sans card !
Someone prone to niggardliness might count the pickles on their cheeseburger.
by Guru Gdub YAH ! June 14, 2015
Get the Niggardliness mug.A stingy or ungenerous person; one who is or is behaving niggardly. Despite popular belief, the word is actually historically considered highly offensive. Should not be confused with the word nigger, which is also highly offensive, but in a different way. In everyday speech, the two words sound nearly identical, so it's a good rule of thumb to save the word for print. It's considered pretty archaic anyway, so it's probably not a good idea to use it in any context unless you want to offend someone who has a less developed vocabulary.
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Person With a Large Vocabulary: Why won't you give me a dollar? You're such a niggard.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.
Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
by lovesmesumcake October 18, 2008
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Get the Niggard mug.An from old Norse "hnøgger", which means "miserly", "stingy". Despite its similarity to the offensive term "nigger", the two words are not related in any way. Stop jumping to conclusions and open the dictionary.
English buff- "Boy that gentleman at the picnic sure was niggardly."
Ignoramus- "You said "picnic" and "niggerly"! Racist!"
English Buff- "*Sigh*! "Picnic" is from a French word that refers to what we'd call a pot luck, and "niggardly" is from an old Norse word that means "stingy". They have nothing to do with race!"
Ignoramus- "Racist!"
English Buff- "*Sigh*..."
Ignoramus- "You said "picnic" and "niggerly"! Racist!"
English Buff- "*Sigh*! "Picnic" is from a French word that refers to what we'd call a pot luck, and "niggardly" is from an old Norse word that means "stingy". They have nothing to do with race!"
Ignoramus- "Racist!"
English Buff- "*Sigh*..."
by Lorelili October 3, 2007
Get the niggardly mug.-Some cotton grew on my backyard so I had to call a Niggardener.
-The other day my Niggardener fell on the pool but he couldnt swim so he drowned.
-One time I caught my Niggardener planting some watermelons on my backyard without my permition. I had to go get the whip.
-The other day my Niggardener fell on the pool but he couldnt swim so he drowned.
-One time I caught my Niggardener planting some watermelons on my backyard without my permition. I had to go get the whip.
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