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To be a Naggard requires four primary criteria. These are as follows: 1. You must be someone who nags others frequently and obsessively find fault. 2. You must be operating from a ghetto cultural perspective by choice and or fashion or; actually existing within a true ghetto living situation. 3. You are a woman, and most likely are in a relationship which; enables you to maximize and optimize your nagging skills to a highly refined level. 4. You sincerely believe that nagging others is appreciated by all as a legitimate form of communication and, the mere act of you nagging should be held in high regard.
The las thing a man wants to come home to after fighting this world, is round two with a Naggard.

It is better to live in the corner of the housetop than in a house shared with a Naggard.

Nothing's worse than a Naggard no it all.

My Naggard wife is like living next to an airport, after awhile you don't notice it.

Naggards shape the repetition of unpalatable truths into a new form of insidious miscommunication.
Naggard by Markoplex March 9, 2021

Niggardry 

the used to identify the pure malice and hatred some niggas use to fuck up your life any and all the time. it can only be fought off with anti-niggardry tools like books, jobs applications, responsibilty, and popeyes chicken.
hater: aye nigga you aint even all that, i hope you die twice tomorrow!

sensible negro: aye man quit spreadin all that niggardry around here. thats black magic

hater: what you gon do nigga!!???

sensible negro: *pulls out a book* READ NIGGA!!!

Hater: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*melts into the darkness*
Niggardry by newsome280 April 9, 2009
Related Words

Niggardliness 

Stingy, miserly, cheap, penny pincher, petty . This word appears unrelated to a slang term for people of African descent (nigger from the Latin -> niger -> black ) and probably comes from the Norse-> nigla -> consistently petty
Our house guest accused me of niggardliness when I got him a Busch instead of Heineken.
My niggardly grandfather only ever gave a quarter on my birthday, sans card !
Someone prone to niggardliness might count the pickles on their cheeseburger.
A stingy or ungenerous person; one who is or is behaving niggardly. Despite popular belief, the word is actually historically considered highly offensive. Should not be confused with the word nigger, which is also highly offensive, but in a different way. In everyday speech, the two words sound nearly identical, so it's a good rule of thumb to save the word for print. It's considered pretty archaic anyway, so it's probably not a good idea to use it in any context unless you want to offend someone who has a less developed vocabulary.

See niggardly, niggardliness.
Person With a Large Vocabulary: Why won't you give me a dollar? You're such a niggard.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: WHAT'D YOU JUST CALL ME?!

Person With a Large Vocabulary: I called you a niggard. You know: stingy, not generous, generally not the kind of person you'd want to hang out with.

Person With a Small Vocabulary: Now you're just being racist!
Niggard by lovesmesumcake October 18, 2008
A real word that is not the n word. It means a greedy person.
Person 1: John is such a niggard.

Person 2: Excuse me?
Niggard by SmithJacks September 15, 2020

niggardly 

An from old Norse "hnøgger", which means "miserly", "stingy". Despite its similarity to the offensive term "nigger", the two words are not related in any way. Stop jumping to conclusions and open the dictionary.
English buff- "Boy that gentleman at the picnic sure was niggardly."

Ignoramus- "You said "picnic" and "niggerly"! Racist!"

English Buff- "*Sigh*! "Picnic" is from a French word that refers to what we'd call a pot luck, and "niggardly" is from an old Norse word that means "stingy". They have nothing to do with race!"

Ignoramus- "Racist!"

English Buff- "*Sigh*..."
niggardly by Lorelili October 3, 2007

Niggardener 

A Nigger that is also a Gardener. Most of them are haitian.
-Some cotton grew on my backyard so I had to call a Niggardener.
-The other day my Niggardener fell on the pool but he couldnt swim so he drowned.
-One time I caught my Niggardener planting some watermelons on my backyard without my permition. I had to go get the whip.
Niggardener by fokingigger09 June 8, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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