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Nexting is a technique used to remove someone from your life in a clean, efficient manner that causes minimal to no drama. Tantrum whores, liars, users, schemers, drama queens, faggots and losers are typically the kinds of people who are subjected to nexting.
Dave: Can you believe it, Katie slept at Mikes house last night.
Jason: WTF, she told me she was at Mels all night and doesn't know anyone called Mike.
Dave: Man I am sick of all her lies, it's nexting time.
Jason: Fuck yeh, nexted.
nexting by L-DogHk August 13, 2009
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Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.
Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.
Nexting by BoppinStrawberry November 30, 2016
Dude naxting is the best, i can talk to people and nap at the same time
Naxting by Kiler569253 June 29, 2011
when you text someone who is sitting right next to you
"I had something to say to my friend, but i didn't want the people around us to hear."

"what did you do?"

"We started nexting each other. It was easy."
nexting by bjornborg June 20, 2009
When an individual sends a text message someone who's sitting next to you instead of simply talking to them
1: Nexting someone because talking is so mainstream
2: I can't believe Larry, he never talks to you. He just sits there Nexting you all day
Nexting by Southbound Soul July 4, 2012
The act of a parent sending one or more text messages to their kid as a "reminder" or "suggestion" of something the kid needs to do (possibly being construed by the kid as "nagging").
"My mom is naxting me again about getting that job application turned in"
naxting by dianaxter November 12, 2011
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