NSFP 

An abbreviation for "Not Safe For Parents. " Used to describe music, movies or any other media that is abundant in sexuality, violence or cursing. Used by kids to protect eachother from falling into awkward situations with their parents such as having to sit through a graphic sex scene in a film that they're seeing together.

Tony: Did you see Superbad?
Bobby: Yea
Tony: How was it?
Boby: It was really funny but NSFP

NSFP by Jon Comulada September 14, 2007

NSFP 

Not Safe for Parents

When giving a 'dirty' or otherwise private present to an unsuspecting friend or gf/bf, put NSFP on tag to warn about opening in front of parents and family.

NSFP by Roll_with_it December 18, 2011

NSFP 

Not safe for politics, any situation that politics should not be discussed.

Holiday get-togethers dinner is NSFP!

NSFP by Word Madman April 15, 2022

NSFPT 

Not safe for prime-time. Said of television programmes with too much (or too-explicit or too-gratuitous or too-unconventional) sex (or violence or horrors or drug-using or swearing or what have you) to be broadcast before the watershed.

—"What?! What in blazes were they thinking, programming "Hotel Rwanda" at that godless hour?"
—"Yeah. Idiots. Although that scene with the car on the bumpy road is pretty gruesome. They probably thought it was NSFPT."
—"Hmm?"
—"Not safe for prime-time."
—"Pff. Idiots."

NSFPT by NSFPT-definer May 30, 2009

NSFPWE 

Not Safe For People With Eyes.

Derived from NSFW (not safe for work - meaning a picture or video you wouldn't want your boss to see), NSFPWE denotes a picture or video nobody should ever look at or want to see because it is so gross or vulgar.

(link on a web page) Click here for Japanese octopus porn (NSFPWE)

NSFPWE by Homestrong Bad August 15, 2008

nsfpants

Not Safe For Pants. One step further than nsfw. So hot it's not safe to wear pants while watching.

- Is it safe for work?
- No way dude, it's nsfpants!

nsfpants by GWMcL January 25, 2012