now this
When someone has or is finna say some dumb shit.
When someone keep asking the same damn question or doesn't believe you
When someone keep asking the same damn question or doesn't believe you
"now this"
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now this...
now this... by werallsonsofbitches March 28, 2010
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Now this is epic
Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."
*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*
John: "Now this is epic."
*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*
Now this is epic by DarkSoaR May 18, 2020
Now this looks like a job for me
Now this looks like a job for me by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023
now THIS is podracing
now THIS is podracing by xEmmerald December 11, 2024
kill me now this is boring
kill me now this is boring by 4player May 27, 2008
Now watch this drive
Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.
Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.
Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)
- G.W. Bush
- G.W. Bush
Now watch this drive by uclafalcon June 19, 2004
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