now this 

When someone has or is finna say some dumb shit.

When someone keep asking the same damn question or doesn't believe you

"now this"

now this by Fuhsur January 24, 2021

now this... 

What you say when you didn't think it could get any worse and then it did.

"I can't believe I'm stuck in traffic! First the line at the store, now this..."

now this... by werallsonsofbitches March 28, 2010

Now this is epic 

A sentence said when something is indeed "epic".

Michael: "hey your girlfriend didn't flush the toilet"
John: "Now this is epic."

*John proceeds to eat the feces in the toilet*

Now this is epic by DarkSoaR May 18, 2020

Now this looks like a job for me

So everybody, just follow me

Now this looks like a job for me so everybody, just follow me 'Cause we need a little controversy

Now this looks like a job for me by Iwillpourcementinyourears July 6, 2023

now THIS is podracing 

something said when something awesome or fun happens

steve : bro this pool just started glowing
jeff : now THIS is podracing

now THIS is podracing by xEmmerald December 11, 2024

kill me now this is boring 

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

kill me now this is boring by 4player May 27, 2008

Now watch this drive 

Words uttered by President George W. Bush to the media (on a golf course) after announcing his serious stance on global terrorism. Brought to light from Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11.

Quickly becoming an Internet meme for either Bush's hypocrisy or a segue into a non-sequitor.

"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive." (Swings)

- G.W. Bush

Now watch this drive by uclafalcon June 19, 2004