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Nice Hair 

Description of a woman who is not really attractive enough to have sex with but is eligible to give you a blow job due the fact that she has an attractive hair cut that would look great down by your waist and give you something to play with.
Kyle:"Dude none of these women are attractive."
Brandon:"Yeah but a couple of them have Nice Hair, you could at least get a blow job."
Kyle:"Hmmm good point..."
Nice Hair by SpyderInside November 2, 2008
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Nice hair 

When someone doesn't hear you say something funny or sarcastic so you have to say something to get out of repeating yourself.
Me: Damn this girl...
Her: what?

Me: i said you have nice hair !
Nice hair by xwickedxxpediax January 12, 2021

nice hair 

nice hair is widely known as a complement towards a hairstyle. usually used to respond to questions.
mother: son, can you take out the trash please?
son: nice hair.

or

son: dad, look at that man's hair!
father: nice hair, he's a balding faggot son.
nice hair by nicehairdoe January 9, 2012

nice hair, wanna fuck? 

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
nice hair, wanna fuck? by Jake February 21, 2004

nice hair, wanna fuck? 

The world's easiest and most simple way to get a girl. Also, see nipps for further explanations.

Your hair looks nice 

A dumbass response from a fuckboy when someone asks them to repeat what they just said but they are too pussy to repeat it so they resort to a bullshit ass compliment.
Kenny: Fuck you Niki, you stupid ass bitch.
Niki: What?
Kenny: Your hair looks nice.
Your hair looks nice by Nikenny July 27, 2018

nice haircut 

A lie.
Casey- "Oh nice haircut!"
Hwang- "Fuck you..."
nice haircut by PhucYieu March 30, 2011
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