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What retards say when they can't say "Nigga"
When it's censored so retards say "AYO NGKA WANT A COOKIE LOL? COOKIE? XD......"
Ngka by tokiw September 13, 2020
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some stupid substitution for nigga invented by little white kids who listen to too much mumble rap on soundcloud
AHHHH SHHHH NGKA... COOKIE NGKAS XD.... COOKIE NGKAS INDEED...?
Ngka by IntentiaDig September 14, 2020
A stupid sounding substitute for the real word, the less dangerous online version of "nibba", used by idiots who listen to some generic rapper like Drake, and thus believe that they are from The Hood, despite probably living in Beverly Hills with a butler serving them tea.
Cretin 1: Xd.. HOw you doing my ngka...

Cretin 2: Not that bad ngka...

Cretin 1: Good sh, ngka xd... Want cookie indeed...
Ngka by BloodsonSonOfBatmanDW September 14, 2020
A word from the Filipino urbanite that means:

1. soooooo exhausted or crazy exhausting
2. noun. like haggard
1. I'm now ngarag over these term papers that I'm rushing
2. You seem to look ngarag
ngarag by lil pinay December 9, 2009
What retards say when they can't say "Nigga"
AYO NGKA WANT A COOKIE LOL? COOKIE? XD......
ngka by BIRDWATCHERISCOMING September 11, 2020
The new Yeezy and Jay-Z album is out Nikra!
Nikra by Boustrophedon August 7, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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