NEFTU

Nasally Exhale Faster Than Usual.

What typically really happens when someone types LOL.

When I laugh at jokes from the internet, I don't actually laugh, I NEFTU.

by Twiztnin223 June 14, 2016

Neturtle

An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).

"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"

by GhostFalcon March 7, 2018

neature walk

The act of going on a walk and experiencing the neat things of nature.

Person 1: Wanna go walk around the block?
Person 2: Nah man, let's go on a neature walk!

by burtonsnowboarder09 May 4, 2013

netfux

A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.

"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"

by senny2 January 11, 2010

Neature

Is a combination of the words neat and nature. Best used to describe how neat nature is.

Going for a neature walk is one of the neatest things to do.

Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?

by zoobird June 21, 2021

oh neptune

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.

Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!

by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.

When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.

by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016