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An acronym for "Nice Enough But Fucking Useless"; usually used in an office or other working environment to refer to people that are friendly in nature but cannot deliver on even the most basic of tasks.

These people are always 'dropping the ball' or even unwilling to 'pick it up' so to speak.
She knew the damn report was due today! All I can say is "NEBFU"!!
NEBFU by Hoksip March 17, 2013
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Human feces so sticky it cannot be removed from the anus by toilet paper, but rather only via a long thorough douche.
I was late to work due to the unexpected nebus I excreted after breakfast.
Nebus by Glow Worm May 25, 2015
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nebunu weed 

The most popular drug dealer known across the entire world, his drugs are the best ones you will ever experience in your life, no other drug compares to his. He's also a world famous hacker being known for breaking into the world's most advanced security multiple times.
Person 1: Hey bro where do you find these drugs?
Person 2: Nebunu weed obviously, he has the best drugs!
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A narcissistic father so determined to show his power over his child that he doesn't care about the physical, emotional or mental well being or said child. Someone who is willing to risk the life of his child to prove he is in charge.
Chase was unfortunately the victim of the ultimate nebus.
nebus by savingchase May 25, 2015
Nebus: "the exact opposite of fatherly instincts. Rather than protecting his child, a Nebus offers his child up to sexual predators and enjoys planning and watching the destruction of his children and their mother(s)"
The Nebus used his child as a means to hurt his former partner, separating the two and driving the mother to desperate actions to protect the child. The Nebus had no conscience or empathy.
Nebus by Lisa.Helen May 26, 2015
The wriggling scum that lives on the underside of rocks. Hates the light of day. Most often found in Florida. The only creature known to man that despises and actively tries to harm its own offspring.
The Nebus emerged from under its rock to injure its offspring. Satisfied, it wriggled back.
Nebus by Kayne314 May 25, 2015
A DVD by mail subscription service for pornographic films.
"Dude, sweet. Harry Twatter and the Sorcerer's Bone arrived in the mail today. I love netfux!"
netfux by senny2 January 11, 2010
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