NCILF

"Non-Candidate I'd like to forget"

Brett Erlich, Current TV

Sarah Palin is a NCILF

by Incredulous@Current August 30, 2011

nilfisked

To take inappropriate advantage of another using unethical behavior.

I regret buying that used car from that slick salesman because it turned out to be a lemon. I got totally screwed Nilfisked.

by Don't Nilfisk me Dude. June 27, 2017

Nilfisked

Unfairly take advantage of another by treachery, scam, duplicity and miss direction.

He gave me a roll of quarters and when I opened it up, it was full of nickels! I got totally Nilfisked.

by Damnit. I'm screwed. August 17, 2017

nailfile

A tool made from either sandpaper coated wood or metal, used for ladies mainly to shape or reduce their nails. Or fix a broken one. I think a lot of men get quite turned on by it

Just use the tube or buses regularly. your sure to see someone filing their nails.

by hthmmm April 28, 2005

nailforces

A very pretty woman who likes to make jokes and make videos. Very funny and cool.

Person 1: "Do you know any nailforces?"

Person 2: "No what is that?"
Person 1:"Dude! They're awesome!"
Person 2: "I'll check them out"

by idkXP May 5, 2021

nilf

Nerd I'd Like to Fuck. Nilfs are often extremely attractive human beings, often being known for having e.s.p., and also for just being better than everyone else.

Yo playa, Julia and Cody sure are nilfs... shiiiittt just look at them!!!

by Nilf January 9, 2007

NAILF

acronym for "News Anchor I'd Like to Fuck"

paul: "wow that Katie Couric is a NAILF"
lewis: "yeah i'd do her. i'd put my bone-shaft in Soledad O'Brien, too"

by filthy lew March 4, 2009