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candidate

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position.

A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting.
Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants.

Sarah Palin
Bob: Dude you OK?

You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box

Bob: Candidate? For what?

You: Poop of the Year
by Redeye Knight July 22, 2009
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candidate

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P
See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate!

Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.
by the Marz June 29, 2006
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Candidate

The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.
Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.
by Publius0987 August 9, 2025
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candidate for insemination

someone you'd like to stick your man meat in.
She's definalty a candidate for insemination
by todd March 10, 2003
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Candidate for meat

A girl who is attractive, despite being too skinny. The term suggests that she's attractive enough to sleep with, but should probably eat some cheeseburgers. In both cases, meat is what she needs.
That checkout girl is kinda cute. What do you think?

Yeah, but she could stand to gain some weight. I'd say she's a candidate for meat.
by CtrlBurn June 18, 2009
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Candidate sourcing

posting a fake job opening in order to bring experienced candidates, people desperate for a job, in for an "interview", when all the company is really after is competitive information, free consultants, multiple opinions, or to teach them how to do something they are too inept to figure out themselves
I thought I was going for a real job interview but they were just candidate sourcing to give the "hiring" manager a clue of what products to develop next
by Ira T. Ejobhunter September 10, 2011
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candidate abandonment

The loss of campaign staff, donor money and political support that comes from numerous primary losses. The candidate eventually must suspend his or her campaign due to lack of resources. candidate, election, campaign staff, campaign, campaigning, politics, politician, Democrat, Republican, Independent, Third Party, staffers, interns, President, Vice President, Congress, House of Representatives, Senate, State Senate, State House, Congressional districts, CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, political pundits
I can't believe that after 14 months of campaigning, we have so much candidate abandonment to our opponent. Yes, he's won every state, but the next states were looking good for us.
by joecoolthefool July 18, 2016
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