N.H.K

N.H.K is a term coined by the Japanese animation titled "Welcome to the N.H.K" the term is usually used to define a series of negative scenarios that will drive a person to do things completely out of their character. It has been defined as god or an evil organisation bent on ruining peoples lives for no given reason. The N.H.K can differ from person to person and is in some situations completely situational.

see: god karma

Person 1: what has been getting you so down recently? has your N.H.K been after you.

Person 2: I beleive so, I swear its all a conspiracy.

by The grinning collosus October 19, 2010

Welcome to the N.H.K.

The name of a very interesting light novel, manga and anime series created by Tatsuhiko Takimoto about Tatsuhiro Satou, a hikikomori, or shut in, who abuses drugs and looks at porn. There are a bunch of other characters with their own problems. A great franchise to get into.

That guy over there reminds me of Yamazaki from Welcome to the N.H.K. because he looks at child pornography.

by Dark Characters in Brawl December 24, 2007

NHK or N.H.K.

Nihon Hikikomori Kyōkai or Japan Withdrawal Association
NHK is an organization that sells anime-related products in hopes to create Otaku that are shunned from society. Its goal is to create shut-ins. They tend to create multiple situations that lead to one being barraged by multiple misfortunes. They are seen as a one percent true conspiracy. They are the Illuminati of anime.

The NHK or N.H.K. are the reason that my life is in shambles! I will not let the NHK destroy my life!

by JosephLuvsDORITOS May 14, 2023

C N R H K

Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick, usually to the face but can be applied to any body part. Resulting in an immediate knockout, Derives from the imfamous Chuck Norris and his ability to solve any problem with a roundhouse kick.

Hey T-Fresh dat hocake muthafucka is about to get a C N R H K to the face, real proper like.

by drake savage December 28, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N

An abbreviation of a line from the intro to an anime called “your lie in April” typical said as a sign of affection and love.

It stands for

Kimi da yo kimi nanda yo. Oshiete kureta Kurayami mo hikaru nara Hoshizora ni naru

And translates to
It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; if we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky.

Me: hey darling. K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N
S/O: I love you too you goof.

by Pretty_boi_enby June 28, 2021

K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N

A much better way to say i love you.

"It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; If we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky."

Person #1: I love you
Person #2: I, K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N you too..

by Sofunga June 14, 2021