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N.H.K is a term coined by the Japanese animation titled "Welcome to the N.H.K" the term is usually used to define a series of negative scenarios that will drive a person to do things completely out of their character. It has been defined as god or an evil organisation bent on ruining peoples lives for no given reason. The N.H.K can differ from person to person and is in some situations completely situational.

see: god karma
Person 1: what has been getting you so down recently? has your N.H.K been after you.

Person 2: I beleive so, I swear its all a conspiracy.
N.H.K by The grinning collosus October 19, 2010
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Welcome to the N.H.K.

The name of a very interesting light novel, manga and anime series created by Tatsuhiko Takimoto about Tatsuhiro Satou, a hikikomori, or shut in, who abuses drugs and looks at porn. There are a bunch of other characters with their own problems. A great franchise to get into.
That guy over there reminds me of Yamazaki from Welcome to the N.H.K. because he looks at child pornography.

NHK or N.H.K. 

Nihon Hikikomori Kyōkai or Japan Withdrawal Association
NHK is an organization that sells anime-related products in hopes to create Otaku that are shunned from society. Its goal is to create shut-ins. They tend to create multiple situations that lead to one being barraged by multiple misfortunes. They are seen as a one percent true conspiracy. They are the Illuminati of anime.
The NHK or N.H.K. are the reason that my life is in shambles! I will not let the NHK destroy my life!

C N R H K 

Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick, usually to the face but can be applied to any body part. Resulting in an immediate knockout, Derives from the imfamous Chuck Norris and his ability to solve any problem with a roundhouse kick.
Hey T-Fresh dat hocake muthafucka is about to get a C N R H K to the face, real proper like.
C N R H K by drake savage December 28, 2007

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N 

An abbreviation of a line from the intro to an anime called “your lie in April” typical said as a sign of affection and love.

It stands for

Kimi da yo kimi nanda yo. Oshiete kureta Kurayami mo hikaru nara Hoshizora ni naru

And translates to
It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; if we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky.
Me: hey darling. K.D.Y.K.N.Y.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N
S/O: I love you too you goof.

K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N 

A much better way to say i love you.

"It was you, it was you! The one who made me realize; If we can make even the darkness shine, it will become a starry sky."
Person #1: I love you
Person #2: I, K.D.Y.K.N.O.K.K.M.H.N.H.N.N you too..
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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