N.E.B.S 

Nap. Eat. Bate (Masterbate). Shower.
Often done during a midday session of bordem. When a man is tired hungry erect woman-less and a bit dirty ;)

Dan: I'm hanging out with my girlfriend tonight how bout you?

Alec: Well i guess its another N.E.B.S night for me.

Dan: Figures

N.E.B.S by DZRafo August 30, 2011

N.E.W.B.S 

N.E.W.B.S. is a machinima, halo based web series. Following the story of Ted, Buzz, and Jim as they attempt to protect their base from the enemy team only to continuously mess things up and cause havoc for themselves and commanding officers.

N.E.W.B.S. episode 3: Learning to Share

Buzz: "You're an idiot."

Jim: "And you're a douchebag."

N.E.W.B.S by Cross11 August 20, 2013

b.e.n.g.a.l.s 

bout every nigga got arrested last season

bill: the cincinnati bengals are trouble makers. jon: you know what b.e.n.g.a.l.s. stands for?
bill: what?
jon: bout every nigga got arrested last season.

b.e.n.g.a.l.s by jdub513 January 28, 2007

B.E.N.I.S

An acronym for "Become Elegant Not Ignorant and Stupid"

Teacher: So class, can You explain to me what B.E.N.I.S stands for?

An intellectual: Become Elegant Not Ignorant and Stupid
Teacher: Great, then let's all look down upon Bertholomew, because he's stupid

B.E.N.I.S by hartsupper69 December 13, 2018

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. 

(N.) an acronym for the Large Experimental Super Busty International Amazon Nuclear Squad. (think of a sci-fi version of Xena) Four women from the U.S. , England, France, and Germany get zapped by nuclear radiation and gain superpowers. Set to air on NBC in Fall 2003. Anne Heche set to guest star.

Hey, guess what I just did today? I just totally checked out some L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S.!

L.E.S.B.I.A.N.S. by G-Union May 19, 2003

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

b e a n s 

The thing you and the boiz are gonna get at 3am

Me and the boiz at 3am getting b e a n s

b e a n s by b e a n s April 2, 2020