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Boredom, at the pinnacle. You will never reach such a level of boredom again.

1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiloplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is when you decide to text from the top left to bottom right, reverse and then all letters vertically and reverse again. No definition of this monstrosity of boredom exists, I have therefore blessed thee.
An example is impossible, thee shall not use this spell, since it casts boredom upon thee for eternity.

:Jack:"1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujmkiloplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq"

:Hanz: "Nein! thee was the chosen one! thee has cast curse upon us all!"

*boredom intensifies*
by hartsupper69 September 12, 2018
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Stage 2 of Numbers/Letters boredom. This level is achieved when you reach almost rock bottom of boredness.

You will type this when you are bored in class, have no friends or life.
Oh my lord my teacher is boring... 1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 man.. so boring
by hartsupper69 January 10, 2018
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An acronym for "Become Elegant Not Ignorant and Stupid"
Teacher: So class, can You explain to me what B.E.N.I.S stands for?

An intellectual: Become Elegant Not Ignorant and Stupid
Teacher: Great, then let's all look down upon Bertholomew, because he's stupid
by hartsupper69 December 13, 2018
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- I don't fucking care or know -

A mixture of the well known and used "idc" (I don't care) and "idk" (I don't know) idfcok puts it to the max with you ultimately not giving a shit and not knowing shit because it's too irrelevant.

Can also be reversed to "idfkoc" meaning "I don't fucking know or care"
Quavious: Yo my nigga yesterday I acquired bread and coochie, what do you think her name was?!
Kimetrius: Nigga idfcok leave me with that bullshit.

Quavious: The fuck you mean vro?
Kimetrius: I don't fucking care or know.
by hartsupper69 October 24, 2018
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A Danish law where the simple rule is that you're no special, no better than others and no one "cares" about you. Think about yourself before everyone else because no one will save you in the end.
Basically this law says "Fuck humanity, do what you want" This is a "law" of that said that It's not directly a law but many people live up to it. If you combine this law with "Free Speech" or in Danish "Ytringsfrihed" you will basically be able to do almost anything (non-criminal of course) You are you, do what you want, you're not special.
Example;
Zammi: I'm richer than you, therfore better and you're a zero!
Bichael: Fuck you, we're all equal. Read Janteloven!
Zammi: You.. fuck...
by hartsupper69 January 9, 2018
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The iPhone, or truly known as the Lphone. Is a device created by Apple back in 2007, later "upgrades" have been made and they're now at the Lphone X. The Lphone is a poor try to superiorize Android OS driven mobile devices.

The Android phones are superior in every single way, compared to a Lphone. You will never surpass us, just admit it, owning a Lphone or any product of AppLe already gives you a lifetime of L's and ignorance. Join us, join your superiors.
David: Hey man I know you like Lphones but for fucks sake just upgrade to some good stuff
Larry: IMMA TAKE YO BATTERY OUT YOU BITCH ANDROID IS TRASH STFU.
David: Goddammit...
by hartsupper69 August 15, 2018
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