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D.T.F.A.N.D. 

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”
D.T.F.A.N.D. by Shartlett November 17, 2022

D.N.G.A.F.F.

I ate 6 hotdogs for lunch. Everyone judged me. D.N.G.A.F.F.
D.N.G.A.F.F. by Lbdt March 12, 2026

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.
I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)
f'n'd by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006
NO Fucking Dip

used in IM conversations to express something being blatantly obvious.
person 1: dude that chick in your class, shes hot at hell
person 2: N.F.D moron
N.F.D by GTCR April 29, 2008
Hey, everyone knows the saying, "Nip for Dick".
No dick until the nip. You know the expression, N.F.D.
N.F.D. by Phocks September 27, 2023