N.D.F.F.

Needle dick fag fucker(s)

Guy 1: Want to go crush some brews with the football team?
Guy 2: No way! Not with those N.D.F.F.

by HungCyclops April 20, 2018

D.T.F.A.N.D.

Down to fuck and not date

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship”
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”

by Shartlett November 17, 2022

D.N.G.A.F.F.

Did not give a flying fuck.

I ate 6 hotdogs for lunch. Everyone judged me. D.N.G.A.F.F.

by Lbdt March 12, 2026

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it

" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"

by No-_Name July 24, 2024

f'n'd

To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.

I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)

by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006

N.F.D

NO Fucking Dip

used in IM conversations to express something being blatantly obvious.

person 1: dude that chick in your class, shes hot at hell
person 2: N.F.D moron

by GTCR April 29, 2008

N.F.D.

Hey, everyone knows the saying, "Nip for Dick".

No dick until the nip. You know the expression, N.F.D.

by Phocks September 27, 2023