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N.F.D

NO Fucking Dip

used in IM conversations to express something being blatantly obvious.
person 1: dude that chick in your class, shes hot at hell
person 2: N.F.D moron
by GTCR April 29, 2008
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N.F.D.

Hey, everyone knows the saying, "Nip for Dick".
No dick until the nip. You know the expression, N.F.D.
by Phocks September 27, 2023
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N.F.I'd

Not Fucking Invited. A term used when you have not been invited to a party or social occasion
You coming to Matt's tonight?

Nope. N.F.I'd mate
by G.M.W.S April 24, 2008
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f'n'd

To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.
I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)
by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006
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N.D.F.F.

Guy 1: Want to go crush some brews with the football team?
Guy 2: No way! Not with those N.D.F.F.
by HungCyclops April 20, 2018
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This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.
by Hello. Bye. November 20, 2020
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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