f'n'd 

To find a lady friend, have sexual intercourse and then send her on her way. In other words Fuck aNd Dump.

I f'n'd Mrs. Harris (quote from Dimmy)

f'n'd by Ahad Malik February 14, 2006

f.u.n.d.a. 

means Fuck you in the ass... Pronounced "eff-you-in-de-A."

Bend over and drop trou, I'm gonna f.u.n.d.a. =]

f.u.n.d.a. by Jennybean April 21, 2006

D.T.F.A.N.D. 

Down to fuck and not date

Friend 1: “how do I explain that I just want dick from him and not a relationship”
Friend 2: “D.T.F.A.N.D.”

D.T.F.A.N.D. by Shartlett November 17, 2022

N.F.D 

NO Fucking Dip

used in IM conversations to express something being blatantly obvious.

person 1: dude that chick in your class, shes hot at hell
person 2: N.F.D moron

N.F.D by GTCR April 29, 2008

T.F.B.U.N.D.Y 

Totally Fucked But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet

My Neighbour is T.F.B.U.N.D.Y (she has senile dementia)

Bin Laden

My psychotic ex-boyfriend

T.F.B.U.N.D.Y by ANNIE CARTER June 29, 2007

N.F.D.

Hey, everyone knows the saying, "Nip for Dick".

No dick until the nip. You know the expression, N.F.D.

N.F.D. by Phocks September 27, 2023

N.D.F.F. 

Needle dick fag fucker(s)

Guy 1: Want to go crush some brews with the football team?
Guy 2: No way! Not with those N.D.F.F.

N.D.F.F. by HungCyclops April 20, 2018