Mysting 

1.Explaining the truth in an aggressive tone
2.ejaculation in pants
3.being a spaz

Jordan mysted all over his pants before eating mcdonalds

mystery was mysting for a whole ten minutes

Jordan you need to stop Mysting, it's getting annoying!

Jordan Mysted while in his class, causing an uproar throughout the room

Mysting by screwyparasite December 27, 2011

whore-masting 

Short for: "The mastering of whores."
A typical saying of men from the northern midwestern states (ie: Minnesota and Wisonsin), born in the 20's, 30', or 40's.
Used to describe the act of buying sluts drinks with the intention of engaging in sexual relations with them on weekend nights.

Grandpa: When I was your age, me & George went whore-masting every night.
Grandson: What's "whore-masting"?
Grandpa: The mastering of whores!
Grandson: Okay.

whore-masting by Ryan Guide March 1, 2009

half masting

when your pooping and realize your out of t.p. and have to waddle with your pants around your ankles or knees to go to the hallway closet to get more toilet paper.

my mom spotted me half masting and damn it was embarrasing

half masting by vloky July 1, 2004

misting booth 

A move very similar to bukakke but 4+ women surround the guy and simultaneously squirt in his face

Bro last night was the tits. 4 girls at once...
Please tell me you stepped into the misting booth.
Of course. Shit got soaked

misting booth by nosenuggets March 29, 2015

poo masting 

The art of masterbating whilst having a poo at the same time. Preferably one should reach climax at the same time as they push out their poo.
But it is also poo masting if one poo's before they reach climax, or if they reach climax before they poo.

Ben was caught on the toilet poo masting.
He poo masted.
He is a poo masta.

poo masting by Poo star February 14, 2008

Mystin 

A strong an independent woman that is sweet and kind. She looks like a bad-bitch, but at heart; is humble and quite intelligent. She is an excellent mother and a great partner, treat Mystin right. She loves nice things, and tends to treat herself. Mystin is the type of person you have to really be a terrible person for her to dislike you. If Mystin curbs you, you fucked up and are a bad person.

Be more like Mystin.

"who's that sexy bitch? Oh, that's Mystin"

"Ayo TT, damn watchu doin with all that ass? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon, hella ass, the sun is still out, ion even know. That's the hommie."

Mystin by Deathofastrawberry May 30, 2020

Half Masting

When you have half of a boner. Kind of like a chub. You cannot control it. It is just there. Big and thick.

Guy 1: "WTF?!?! do you have a boner?"
Guy 2: "Nah dude, im just half masting"
Guy 1: "ohh"

Half Masting by My turbin is dirty April 16, 2012